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Welcome to my humble abode.

Come in, come in. Sit down for a spell, put your feet up and relax. You're among friends now. <heh, heh, heh...>

    No more nasty memberships ("Enter your name, rank and serial number... NOW son!!").
    No more pop-up ambushes ("Buy Me!! NO! Buy ME!!")
Just the ooey, gooey goodness of the insides of Shawn's brain. Mmmmm... yummy! So roll up your sleeves, slip out of your galoshes, don your dinner goggles, and


come... on...

in... This way, my precious...












What?

It's the eyes. GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!!